How to make a missionary laugh:

I was talking to a few of my Swazi friends the other day and asking them what their love languages were.  They had no idea what I was talking about so I explained mine was physical touch and quality time and asked them what they thought theirs was.  Then Musa, one of the Swazi guys I work with, walks up and I say "Hey Musa, what's your love language?" and Musa replies "SiSwati" (the language spoken in Swaziland)

How to make a missionary cry:

A few days ago I was in my office and Gary, my spiritual father here, says "Vanilla Bean Frappucino" and I got so excited because I thought he had found a place in Swaziland where you could buy one and then i found out he was just talking about one.  However, i could already taste it in my mouth, and I said "don't say things like that unless you can provide what you are talking about, you'll make me cry".  So Noah, his 5 year old son starts yelling "Vanilla Bean Frappucino, Vanilla Bean Frappucino, Vanilla bean Frappucino".